It must be great to wake up as Christopher Walken, particularly if you went to sleep as Adam Sandler.
To catch a frisson of this thrill I used to wear a Walkenmask to bed, so it would be the first thing i saw in the mirror, but it used to frighten the kids. My wife now insists I wear a full body Reverend Canaan Banana latex onesie while I sleep.
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i have a recurring nightmare that maintenance of the A3 has been awarded to a consortium of furry woodland folk. Badgers with jackhammers ?
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X-Factor : A Faustian Fable For our Time
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Prunes and oysters : the resultant lovemaking is intense, passionate and brief, but you might want to leave it 10 minutes before you use the bathroom, love
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Hamster-balls for sheep
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Have the Coalition sold their souls to Satan, or is there something sinister going on there ?
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A baked potato is not a meal, it is a tracklement
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The little red ones are devine, have a handful