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   writinginbsl
   

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   To be doing it in Sainsbury, of all places, is a very serious offence...

   i just hope he got his points forcibly removed

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   ianslat
   

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   If you flash in a supermarket it should be compulsory to shout that supermarket's catchphrase as you do it, eg. 'Every little helps!' if in Tescos, 'Good with food!' if in Coop etc.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   godly1966
   

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   There's nothing like a bit of meat inside you. Morrisons meat counter.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   Squudge
   

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   <sniffs> This wouldn't happen in Waitrose

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   Ironduke
   

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   So they traced him by his nectar? Euwwww.

   Marks and Sparks...This is not just a wrinkly rancid old man's tackle...

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   Squudge
   

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   <breathes evocatively> ...this is VINTAGE wrinkly old man's tackle.

   ...reminds me of the 'GOURMET cheesy peas' sketch (Fast Show?)

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   "They're peas, with cheese!"

   Are my family alone in being sad enough to still say this?

   Posted 1 year ago #

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