Forum

The NewsBiscuit Community

Quick links: NewsBiscuit Home • Chat Room • Writers' Room • Top Ten

1. 

   writinginbsl
   

   offline

   Member

   hahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

   Posted 1 year ago #
2. 

   Not Amused
   

   offline

   Member

   I want a plank.

   Posted 1 year ago #
3. 

   The All New Jeni B
   

   offline

   Member

   I know what's happened here, the picture editor has mixed up stills from 'Zoolander' with the real shots.

   Posted 1 year ago #
4. 

   rikkor
   

   offline

   Member

   They have shown "shocking" skirts for men every year for the last 30 years. If models look that bad in them, how bad would regular men look? About once every two years, the New York "Times" tries pushing makeup for men. The result is about the same as skirts for men.

   Posted 1 year ago #
5. 

   beau-jolly
   

   offline

   Member

   You only have to go to Edinburgh to see how bad normal men look in skirts.

   Posted 1 year ago #
6. 

   Idiot
   

   offline

   Member

   For me Charlie Brooker summed it up perfectly a while ago when he wrote something along the lines of:

   'Fashion is a visual code which provides a useful set of criteria by which stupid people can judge one another'

   Posted 1 year ago #
7. 

   The All New Jeni B
   

   offline

   Member

   beau, don't make any plans to cross the border anytime soon.

   I can think of several Scotsmen who look extremely good in a kilt.

   Posted 1 year ago #
8. 

   waylandsmithy
   

   offline

   Member

   It's like moisturiser, toothpaste and deodorant: I real man would never waste his time with such vain trappings.

   Posted 1 year ago #
9. 

   Scroat
   

   offline

   Member

   Why do they do this? I mean really? Like you ever see anyone wearing crap like this. So why?

   Posted 1 year ago #
10. 

    Tripod
    

    offline

    Member

    Like you ever see anyone wearing crap like this

    I'm wearing this outfit right now. And I'm touching myself...

    Posted 1 year ago #
11. 

    sigmund
    

    offline

    Member

    So a kilt IS a skirt then, Jeni? So glad of the confirmation.

    Posted 1 year ago #
12. 

    sigmund
    

    offline

    Member

    Why do they do this? I mean really? Like you ever see anyone wearing crap like this. So why?
    

    
    It’s to provoke a reaction, I guess. Seems to work.

    Posted 1 year ago #
13. 

    The All New Jeni B
    

    offline

    Member

    Siggy, I dare you to go to either a football match at Hampden, or a rugby game at Murrayfield, walk up to a bunch of kilt wearers, and call it a skirt.

    Let me know when you do, I'll be there to watch...

    Posted 1 year ago #
14. 

    Squudge
    

    offline

    Member

    Tripod - I am imagining you in those boots with the frilly tops...

    tell me <adjusts spectacles> ....are your knees hairy or smooth?

    Posted 1 year ago #
15. 

    Gerontius
    

    offline

    Member

    Just look into their eyes - tells you all you need to know.
    Empty, hollow, trying to shut out the world.

    Posted 1 year ago #
16. 

    sigmund
    

    offline

    Member

    Jeni, I’ve been to many games at Murrayfield; I only noticed the huge numbers of screaming children and very few skirt, sorry kilt, wearing adults. I suspect they were hiding in the pubs, the trauma of watching Ireland, England or Samoa drubbing their team too much to cope with sober.

    Posted 1 year ago #
17. 

    DustyBinLaden
    

    offline

    Member

    'Man late for fashion shows runs through newly painted fence in shortcut attempt.'

    Posted 1 year ago #

RSS feed for this topic

Reply

You must log in to post.