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   writinginbsl
   

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   hahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

   Posted 5 years ago #

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   Not Amused
   

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   I want a plank.

   Posted 5 years ago #

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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   I know what's happened here, the picture editor has mixed up stills from 'Zoolander' with the real shots.

   Posted 5 years ago #

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   rikkor
   

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   They have shown "shocking" skirts for men every year for the last 30 years. If models look that bad in them, how bad would regular men look? About once every two years, the New York "Times" tries pushing makeup for men. The result is about the same as skirts for men.

   Posted 5 years ago #

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   beau-jolly
   

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   You only have to go to Edinburgh to see how bad normal men look in skirts.

   Posted 5 years ago #

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   Idiot
   

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   For me Charlie Brooker summed it up perfectly a while ago when he wrote something along the lines of:

   'Fashion is a visual code which provides a useful set of criteria by which stupid people can judge one another'

   Posted 5 years ago #

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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   beau, don't make any plans to cross the border anytime soon.

   I can think of several Scotsmen who look extremely good in a kilt.

   Posted 5 years ago #

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   Anonymous
   

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   It's like moisturiser, toothpaste and deodorant: I real man would never waste his time with such vain trappings.

   Posted 5 years ago #

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   Scroat
   

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   Why do they do this? I mean really? Like you ever see anyone wearing crap like this. So why?

   Posted 5 years ago #

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    Tripod
    

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    Like you ever see anyone wearing crap like this

    I'm wearing this outfit right now. And I'm touching myself...

    Posted 5 years ago #

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    sigmund
    

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    So a kilt IS a skirt then, Jeni? So glad of the confirmation.

    Posted 5 years ago #

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    sigmund
    

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    Why do they do this? I mean really? Like you ever see anyone wearing crap like this. So why?
    

    
    It’s to provoke a reaction, I guess. Seems to work.

    Posted 5 years ago #

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    The All New Jeni B
    

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    Siggy, I dare you to go to either a football match at Hampden, or a rugby game at Murrayfield, walk up to a bunch of kilt wearers, and call it a skirt.

    Let me know when you do, I'll be there to watch...

    Posted 5 years ago #

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    Squudge
    

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    Tripod - I am imagining you in those boots with the frilly tops...

    tell me <adjusts spectacles> ....are your knees hairy or smooth?

    Posted 5 years ago #

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    Gerontius
    

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    Just look into their eyes - tells you all you need to know.
    Empty, hollow, trying to shut out the world.

    Posted 5 years ago #

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    sigmund
    

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    Jeni, I’ve been to many games at Murrayfield; I only noticed the huge numbers of screaming children and very few skirt, sorry kilt, wearing adults. I suspect they were hiding in the pubs, the trauma of watching Ireland, England or Samoa drubbing their team too much to cope with sober.

    Posted 5 years ago #

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    DustyBinLaden
    

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    'Man late for fashion shows runs through newly painted fence in shortcut attempt.'

    Posted 5 years ago #

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