The Tory Party have suffered a major defeat in the annual Westminster New Year's pub quiz. Following 12 rounds, each containing 10 questions, the pub quiz captain, Dave 'universally challenged' Cameron failed to provide a single correct answer.
Quiz Master, John Bercow told us the whole quiz was farcical. 'It started getting silly half way through when Cameron insisted he should be the only one allowed to answer any questions. After a long discussion, which was interrupted by George Osborne doing his usual annoying ’here here’ we agreed. However, it turns out he answered every question with a grin, smiley and LOL.'
The most embarrassing round was reported to be the one themed 'British Economy during the Black Wednesday era', which saw the whole team suffer from amnesia. Despite this, is was not a bad night for everyone. The landlord of the pub reported record profits when Margaret Thatcher was put in charge of remembering to get the change from the over-prices drinks.