Les Tomkins, a retired window cleaner from Doncaster is still miserable despite the multi-million pound movie made about his life story and tipped to win a number of Oscars. Known in Doncaster by his nickname, Les Miserable, Les was played by Russell Crowe.
Tomkins said "That's all very well. But I'm still pissed off. That Crowe fellow looks nothing like me, couldn't do the accent even, and they ran out of my favourite sausages at shop. And I've got a boil. Write a song about that why don't you? And there's no "S" at the end of Miserable. Bloody illiterates."