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Oh shit, Rebecca from Mature Dating is STILL only 3 miles away, says everyone

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Started 5 months ago by Oxbridge
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beau-jolly

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Hurrah! On the home desktop I can see Rebecca and guess what; She's only 3 miles away.

Posted 5 months ago #
The All New Jeni B

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Actually, she's right above you beau...

Posted 5 months ago #
The Real Rebecca

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Hi Jeni, yes I'm above beau, and not for the first time. He's not know as BJ for nothing you know. I can't resist a publican, and his boozer, The Red Lion, is only about 3 miles down the road x

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The All New Jeni B

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Hey Rebecca, I think you've solved the conundrum of omnipotence. x

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The Real Rebecca

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Yes Jeni, I always make sure to have a little blue pill available for the fat old lads just in case.

Posted 5 months ago #
Scroat

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If she has somehow effected a distortion of the space/time continuum, and we all live within six miles of each other (we can call it the Rebecca Effect), why don't we all meet at her place? Never mind the sex, we can have tea and biscuits, Biscuits.

Posted 5 months ago #
medici2471

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A girl called Sarah has popped up on mine, although she is 4 miles away I think I am prepared to go the extra mile. Also reduces the chance of Mrs 2471 finding out...

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The All New Jeni B

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I've sussed the "Rebecca Effect", I've now got ads for photocopiers so obviously, she's just made copies of herself so that there is always a Rebecca within 3 miles of any one of us, at any time.

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charlies_hat

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2471 - I saw Sarah too, she's not worth it... stick with Rebecca.

http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54450

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Tripod

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Doesn't anyone use AdBlock?

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Mr Target

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Now I'm getting pop-ups for adblock software...

Posted 5 months ago #
Oxbridge

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Oh Shit, This One's Still Going, Says Everyone

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beau-jolly

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Where's the nearest Boozer?
You're talking to him.

C.1967 Carry on boozing.

I'm concidering getting rid of adblock.

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