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Started 5 months ago by The All New Jeni B
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The All New Jeni B

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I know you all thought that Perks and myself had forgotten in a drink-fuelled haze, but we hadn't and the moment you've all been waiting for is finally here...
The elongated version of Neat-O, and our Christmas bonus Neat-Oh-No!!

In reverse order for Neat-O itself:- 3rd place is Gerontius for this - Endless Summer
2nd place goes to squudge for Wet and Wild
And 1st place is taken by charlies_hat for the clever Feeling the love

charlie also takes the Neat-Oh-No wooden clog for Falling off a Cliff big time...

Congratulations to you all, and on behalf of Perks and myself, we now pass the baton to charlie.

Posted 5 months ago #
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I've been a neat o bridesmaid a few times so I'm glad I finally clinched it in a week when hardly anyone but me entered.....

So, I think I'll sit on the baton for a while, and when that becomes painful I'll come back in a week or so when perhaps the appetite is renewed and I've thought of a subject with some legs...

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I've thought of a subject with some legs

No snakes, then...

Posted 5 months ago #
Squudge

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second again - whoop whoop

well done Charles, make sure you wipe that thing when you are done

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The All New Jeni B

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Squudge, we did think about giving you the special 'Always the Bridesmaid' prize for being the Wayland of Neat-O, but couldn't find a small enough trophy.

It was close though, and your 2nd entry really made me chuckle.

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Squudge

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You need a Newsbiscuit battered mug with the handle fallen off - I'd be so proud

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Tripod

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battered mug

What... more Scottish cuisine?...

Posted 5 months ago #
The All New Jeni B

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I wouldn't know, the only deep-fried thing I eat are chips.

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Squudge

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oh great - now I am hungry

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Bourbon

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You can't just deep fry everything

I once saw someone try to batter a digestive but all they got was a cheesecake base.

I'm with The All New Jellybean, just chips

Posted 5 months ago #
Squudge

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me too - hot and crispy, with fluffy centres, shoved between two bits of thin white bread slathered with a little butter. Cracked black pepper and ketchup optional,

<still hungry, obvs>

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Mr Target

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your 2nd entry really made me chuckle.

That's just kicking a man when he's down. (sex joke)

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Gerontius

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Go Titfer

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