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Car stuck in a queue of Bic lorries caught in stationary traffic

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Started 4 months ago by Bourbon
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Bourbon

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Booooooom

I'm getting good at this

Posted 4 months ago #
Jeremy Hunt

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The A4 presumably.

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Bourbon

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during an incident of road rage he got hit fully in the face.

It was a 'whole punch'

Double booooooooom

Posted 4 months ago #
Squudge

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nah... stationary on the A3 (bigger picture)

pushing the envelope on this one

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Bourbon

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he had to send that envelope away from the frozen water.

He had to 'post off ice'

Posted 4 months ago #
Bourbon

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then a pencil lorry left marks on the road,

But it was cleared up by some rubber-neckers!!! boom boom boom boom

Posted 4 months ago #
Tripod

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Could make a nib...

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godly1966

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Razor sharp wit

Posted 4 months ago #
Bourbon

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it could tripod

what's your opinion on whether it should be written in 'young black', 'young blue' or ' young red'.

what youth ink?

boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom

Posted 4 months ago #
godly1966

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This kind of thing is a staple on news biscuit

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Bourbon

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is it? Good. I wouldnt want to be Margin-alised

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godly1966

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It’s all getting a bit protracted now

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Bourbon

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I was going to call you something really horrible, but then found my moral compass.

haha compass, now we're going in circles

Posted 4 months ago #
nickb

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could be a nib.

Posted 4 months ago #
Bourbon

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is there an echo

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nickb

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...oh someone said it first. Well er...it's pushing the envelope then.

Posted 4 months ago #
Idiot

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You are indeed a wry man.

Posted 4 months ago #
MADJEZ

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Er... stationEry traffic might be a slightly better pun !

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Bourbon

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Everyone's a critic !

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