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Squudge

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beauty spot

'ripped down by angry residents' my foot I'd have been in there like a ferret with a screwdriver in no time - top trophy

Posted 5 months ago #
beau-jolly

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"Stranger sex"? Stanger than what? I think someone has been winding him up.

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Squudge

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I hope the police don't let him burn that sign - very bad for the environment.

Gizzit us instead.

Posted 5 months ago #
godly1966

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If you would like a sign to adorn your home I can recommend the signs you find in laybyes, the one that say "No Dumping fine 2000 pounds" They are particularly good on a bathroom wall.

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Ironduke

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How would you like some stranger sex?

To be honest, I think fussocking a manacled nanny goat whilst being thoroughly barnacled left-handed by hefty Hettie here is about my limit. Please close the door on your way out, and some ice and carrots wouldn't go amiss.

No, the carrots are for the goat...I'm not that sick.

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Some years ago, my brother lived near a farm that offered fruit if you collected it yourself. There was a sign outside with large pictures of strawberries, apples, blackcurrants, etc, with a sign saying "Pick Your Own".

So, it didn't take us long to draw a picture of a nose and place it alongside.

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Squudge

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..um.. 'hefty Hettie'?

back to Glos/Worcs signage, there is a sign near Upton on Severn that has long advertised 'Farmers Own Seed' - mm...

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Ironduke

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you'll have to give Hettie a minute- awkward cramp, and she's having a breather

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Dick Everyman

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I used to have a dog and went on genuine walks. Now I feel guilty if I walk in the same places on my own. If I could have a 'not dogging but walking' sign to hang around my neck it would make things a whole lot simpler...

Posted 5 months ago #
DustyBinLaden

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Were Birdlip and Stroud B4070 also part of the fake sign gag? I just assumed that the former was some sort of technique and the latter was a high viscosity lubricant.

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Ironduke

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You've never had a birdlip, Dusty?

You ain't lived.

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Squudge

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does that involve one's pecker?

Posted 5 months ago #
Ironduke

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For a thorough burdlip at least four peckers are required. Plus room for a run up.

Posted 5 months ago #
Squudge

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sounds like a Sixpenny Handley to me

Posted 5 months ago #
Ironduke

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A muffled one in a crowded room, perhaps.

Posted 5 months ago #
Oxbridge

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All the times I've driven past there and never knew. Cheers BBC!

On a lighter note, Birdlip is not only real, it gets a mention in 'Civil War, Interregnum & Restoration in Gloucestershire, 1640-1672'.

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Scroat

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'ripped down by angry residents' my foot I'd have been in there like a ferret with a screwdriver in no time - top trophy

Like a ferret with a screwdriver?

With a screwdriver like a ferret?

Perhaps, commas,

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Squudge

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my grammar dies and gets cremated when I am excited

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