Recent converts to bondage are said to be breathless in anticipation of the release of EL James’ new novel ‘50 Shades of Blue’, which exposes the unusual sexual practise of erotic asphyxiation, colloquially known as ‘stranglewank’.
Keen oxygen deprived self-pleasurer Michael Carradine said he was pleased that his hobby was now out of the closet and onto the hook at the back of the hotel door. ‘The big hotels are already planning ahead and have produced ‘do not disturb, but please resuscitate’ signs to hang outside the room’ enthused Carradine.
Publisher Random House says the new work will ultimately be part of a trilogy with ‘50 Shades of Black, White, and Brown’ set to highlight the emerging practise of badger fisting, and ‘50 Shades of Pink’ expected to provide a boost to the squirrel licking community.
