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   Ironduke
   

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   Thats not wallpaper, thats magnolia with multiple fluid splatters.

   PS. I can proudly say I think I'm the top left one. Yeah. That's right. Get me.

   Posted 4 months ago #
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   waylandsmithy
   

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   The dalmation looks very shame-faced. Rebecca is obviously a pervert.

   Posted 4 months ago #
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   Son of Barnabas
   

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   You lucky sods!
   All I'm getting is the opportunity to accelerate my degree at Plymouth University!
   (But I guess it means my browsing must be a little more intellectual)

   Posted 4 months ago #
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   sigmund
   

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   Plymouth University! The best joke on here today, SB.

   Posted 4 months ago #
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   Son of Barnabas
   

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   Yeah! Like I need a BA in Piracy!

   Posted 4 months ago #
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   AReader
   

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   I keep wondering who took the photographs...and whether there are any women with big brains as well as big tits.

   Posted 4 months ago #
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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   There are, but they are too smart to post on a site like that.

   Posted 4 months ago #
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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   "Jane" who is four miles away, really needs to buy a dress that doesn't have bits missing, and is made of matching fabric...

   Posted 4 months ago #
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   Oxbridge
   

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   To be fair, it was me that ripped Jane's dress. Bloody animal that woman.

   Posted 4 months ago #
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    FlashArry
    

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    With at least three Rebeccas doing the rounds - such selfless girls - do they now merit their own collective noun ?

    Jane reminds me of a Derek I once knew - that dress is also hauntingly familiar ...

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    sigmund
    

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    do they now merit their own collective noun ?

    
    A ‘slag’ of Rebeccas?

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    Not Amused
    

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    Perhaps a "humiliation" if she takes her whip with her on her 3 mile escapades

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    dvo4fun
    

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    Well somebody was active yesterday - I saw the number of available mature ladies go up & then down before my very eyes.

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    Oxbridge
    

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    What's the sub-atomic particle that can be in more than one place at the same time? Tha should be the collective noun for Rebeccas.

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    charlies_hat
    

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    STEP PRESS: Rebecca is far from mature.

    During my last visit she definitely giggled when I said "flaps".

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    The Real Rebecca
    

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    Calm down Charlie, keep your hat on!

    By the way, the collective noun for us good time girls at Mature Dating is a'flange'

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    Oxbridge
    

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    Terrifying, in the minute I spent on this thread, the number of mature singled added leapt from 7 to 13. All called Rebecca of course.

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    Son of Barnabas
    

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    I'm getting really worried now. The banner ad at the top of my page has changed to Match.com with pictures of 2 handsome single MEN - one with a black T-shirt and Freddie Mercury moustache!!!!

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    Oxbridge
    

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    Ah ... no, down to 7 now ... 6 ... 3 ... 12 ...

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    Ironduke
    

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    I wish I'd picked that up too before my rather uncomfortable 6mile round trip, Son of B.

    Robert was not gentle, and I wish I hadn't cycled.

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    Sinnick
    

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    She's there again, first thing in the morning. Such stamina.

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    AReader
    

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    I'm now getting asiamatchonline.com

    WTF?

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    dvo4fun
    

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    Has anyone actually 'browsed' as invited?

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    Titus
    

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    What's all this "sleep with" nonsense anyway?

    Uncharacteristically euphemistic for NB.

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    beau-jolly
    

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    Titus: We've all fucked her. Not many have been invited to stay over though.

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    Titus
    

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    beau-jolly: rather you than me.

    I hear that even one or two barge-poles have been treated at the clap clinic.

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    The All New Jeni B
    

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    Speak for yourself Beau, I feel my demographic is being ignored by the banner ads .

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    beau-jolly
    

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    So sorry may have let myself down there...

    Have you heard the joke about the elephant who fucks cats?

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    Son of Barnabas
    

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    No, BJ, carry on... I'm all ears (no sorry, that was the elephant)....

    Posted 3 months ago #
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    Quaz
    

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    No BJ Barney? That was the first thing Rebcca did when I was there. You've missed out.

    Posted 3 months ago #

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