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   charlies_hat
   

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   The 6 mile round trip is worth it.

   I'm sure she called out Button's name in the middle of my last visit.

   Posted 4 months ago #
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   Dawsons creek
   

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   I don't know what was wrong with her. She kept talking about changing at Baker Street, and asking if I had my 'brown wings'. Then she insisted there was 'room for a small one' in some trunk of hers.

   She's obsessed with transport, if you ask me. Transport, and anal sex.

   Posted 4 months ago #
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   charlies_hat
   

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   Judging my the advert I think she's looking for a Man-to-lay.

   (coat collected).

   Posted 4 months ago #
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   Ironduke
   

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   Sorry chaps, don't take it personally but looking at my banner she's still after more.

   And I think she's borrowed Santa's magic sleigh to get about.

   Posted 4 months ago #
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   beau-jolly
   

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   I'm going to 'phone my daughter and ask her how to remove ad blocker. Looks like I'm missing out of lots of jollity.

   Posted 4 months ago #
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   medici2471
   

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   Charlie are you living in my loft? Rebecca is only three miles away from me as well. I might invite her to have a walk over, looks like she could do with some exercise...

   Posted 4 months ago #
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   Ironduke
   

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   Dear Daughter. Please can you tell me how to get rid of my ad blocker, apparently there's a horny chubby on the prowl who looks like she'd be grateful for a bit if I can get hold of her.

   Posted 4 months ago #
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   godly1966
   

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   Yesterday I started getting ads for Jewish dating, she did look hot but not quite as desperate as Rebecca.

   Posted 4 months ago #
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   Not Amused
   

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   I am getting picture of an old banana and being told not to eat it. Is this an alter ego for Rebecca ?

   Posted 4 months ago #
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    button
    

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    I swear I've never even seen the ad.

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    dvo4fun
    

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    I'm being invited to jump NHS queues now

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    button
    

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    Having said I'd never seen the ad, now I can't get away from her.

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    charlies_hat
    

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    I've noticed 2 different Rebecca's. I'm assuming the second one is Mrs de Winter.

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    Scroat
    

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    No jokes about sloppy seconds please.

    Ooops

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    Scroat
    

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    Shit! She's three miles away from me too!

    This means the UK is only six miles by six...

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    The All New Jeni B
    

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    It would appear that we're all neighbours.

    Whose turn is it to take the bins out?

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    Oxbridge
    

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    Dunno, I'll wake the two girls from Ebony Dating up and ask. Grrrrrrrr.

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    The All New Jeni B
    

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    Do that Oxy, I'm busy arranging for someone to fill out my US tax return.

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    Mandy Lifeboat
    

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    All this must mean she's 3 miles away from SugarTits69 too. Surely she's got something to add?

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    FlashArry
    

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    All change - now knee deep in hot asian totty - metaphorically speaking, of course. Anyway, couldn't do anything about it, I've put my back out hauling that lumpen Rebecca bint about.

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    godly1966
    

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    In the picture of Rebecca sitting on her bed wearing a black dress there seems to be a giraffe sticking its head out from behind the headboard.

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    Perks
    

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    I have ads for promoting a website.

    That says more about your browsing history than mine

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    Ironduke
    

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    Good point Perks. Funnily enough, I now have adverts for Penis reduction surgery.

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    charlies_hat
    

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    Sorry - too tempting. I'm not too sure what the products that Rebecca #2 has on her shelf... The good news is it will take me about 15 mins to cycle over and find out.

    

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    Ironduke
    

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    Would you mind fetching my watch while you're there, Charlie's?

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    godly1966
    

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    and my sock

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    charlies_hat
    

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    Does she make you do that into a sock as well Godly?

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    charlies_hat
    

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    I'm becoming obsessed - I only visit NB now to be stalked, stopped reading the subs weeks ago...

    Rebecca #3

    

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    dvo4fun
    

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    The slightly startled look is not promising but I think the wallpaper tips it over the edge into extreme sadness. And there's no-one looking like that within 3 miles. Anyone got the fone number of the local Trading Standards people?

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    charlies_hat
    

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    I don't think you'll get laid at Trading Standards.

    Posted 4 months ago #

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