The World Famous Corby Trouser Press company have been threatened with legal action by the makers of The George Foreman Grill who claim Corby’s new “Corduroy 2010” model is just a family size George Foreman Grill, without the bit for heating buns, which nobody ever uses anyway.
A spokesman for the out of touch Trouser Press manufacturer claimed, “as a company we need to move with the times. Most of the people who stay at Travelodges are Corduroy wearers and the traditional Corby trouser press tended to flatten the ridges. This innovative design will allow the cords to be pressed and still maintain their striking look.”
An irate Mr. Foreman hit back saying, “even corduroy wearers wouldn’t use a trouser press. Everybody knows the Corby Trouser Press is only ever used by drunk people who come back to their hotel rooms and want to reheat their kebab.”
The fight seems set to Rumble on.