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   beau-jolly
   

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   Hot or not?

   Posted 5 years ago #

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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   I'd go with not.

   Posted 5 years ago #

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   beau-jolly
   

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   I think I'm with you on that Jeni. Lots of pics of her looking glam. Also many more realistic ones of her looking like a haggard 60 year old with too much slap on. Mind you if it was the choice between her or Maggie in her heyday. Hmmmm?

   Posted 5 years ago #

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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   She's only 60?!

   Mum will be 61 on Tuesday and looks a good 20yrs younger than this haggard old boot.

   Is she really supposed to be hot?

   Posted 5 years ago #

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   Dawsons creek
   

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   I bet she's mucky. You can see from hear that shes particuler about the size of it but the look of longing tells me its interesting if its got oil on.

   Posted 5 years ago #

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   Dawsons creek
   

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   That'sa euphramism for oil on the Falklands and an oiled up pipeline.

   Posted 5 years ago #

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   Gerontius
   

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   Looks like she just spotted your dick Dawson

   Posted 5 years ago #

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   rikkor
   

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   Hot, but don't let her touch your malvinas.

   Posted 5 years ago #

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   Dawsons creek
   

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   Do you think she might beopen to a little invasion, Gerantious?

   Posted 5 years ago #

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    Paddy Berzinski
    

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    Pining for Stanley and a spot of Goose Green.

    Posted 5 years ago #

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    writinginbsl
    

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    Posted 5 years ago #

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    Ironduke
    

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    Definitely Doggy style.

    Shout 'Falklands Forever' and enoy the ride.

    Posted 5 years ago #

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    dvo4fun
    

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    Not as hairy as I was expecting for a Spanish woman

    Posted 5 years ago #

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    beau-jolly
    

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    Looking good. Strangely this flattering image is from Falklands News. (A picture just gagging for some magic from Pinxit)

    
    Looking like a painted hog. Photo courtesy of Celebrity Thyroid Patients who are evidently more interested in the throat scar than a flattering image.

    Posted 5 years ago #

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    sigmund
    

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    I'll fuck her. Now, where's my baseball bat?

    Posted 5 years ago #

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    Bourbon
    

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    You want Malvinas? Sorry I thought you said Man's Penis.

    Haha, cos it rhymes, sorta

    Posted 5 years ago #

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    Gerontius
    

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    OK guys....so which of you thinks Cristina would find you irresistible.

    Posted 5 years ago #

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    Anonymous
    

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    She's only 19. She's a very real warning about the dangers of smoking crack before breakfast.

    Posted 5 years ago #

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    Not Amused
    

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    If I had to use 5 words to describe myself to her they would be:
    Rich, kind, rare, frenzied, enchants.

    Strangely that is an anagram of her name. I think we were meant to be together.

    Posted 5 years ago #

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    beau-jolly
    

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    Irresistible = 2 out of 3 from wealth, power and good looks: I'm sure she would find me an irresistible toy boy Gero. Until she discovered that I am not wealthy or powerful, and that I am English and not really that much younger. I don't wear any thing like as much make up though.

    I don't do much Argentine wine but may start running down what I do have just in case.

    Posted 5 years ago #

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    charlies_hat
    

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    I started drinking quite a lot of Malbec last year BJ - maybe I should stop if I want to look young.

    Posted 5 years ago #

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    beau-jolly
    

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    You can stick with Malbec, just revert to the original "Vin Noir" from Cahors, just outside Bordeaux. Similarily Tannat from its home in Maderan, SW France.

    Posted 5 years ago #

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    Dawsons creek
    

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    I like drinking, B-J. I try and get as much in as I can. Normaaly I by on price but if I for instance found a fiver and pushed a boat out, what should I neck? Before you say it I don't like champagne.

    Posted 5 years ago #

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    godly1966
    

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    She reminds me of Arlene Phillips

    Posted 5 years ago #

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    beau-jolly
    

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    @DC: Have a crack at Waylands WKD Grande Cru.

    Posted 5 years ago #

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