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   beau-jolly
   

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   Hot or not?

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   I'd go with not.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   beau-jolly
   

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   I think I'm with you on that Jeni. Lots of pics of her looking glam. Also many more realistic ones of her looking like a haggard 60 year old with too much slap on. Mind you if it was the choice between her or Maggie in her heyday. Hmmmm?

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   She's only 60?!

   Mum will be 61 on Tuesday and looks a good 20yrs younger than this haggard old boot.

   Is she really supposed to be hot?

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   Dawsons creek
   

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   I bet she's mucky. You can see from hear that shes particuler about the size of it but the look of longing tells me its interesting if its got oil on.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   Dawsons creek
   

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   That'sa euphramism for oil on the Falklands and an oiled up pipeline.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   Gerontius
   

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   Looks like she just spotted your dick Dawson

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   rikkor
   

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   Hot, but don't let her touch your malvinas.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   Dawsons creek
   

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   Do you think she might beopen to a little invasion, Gerantious?

   Posted 1 year ago #
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    Paddy Berzinski
    

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    Pining for Stanley and a spot of Goose Green.

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    writinginbsl
    

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    Posted 1 year ago #
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    Ironduke
    

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    Definitely Doggy style.

    Shout 'Falklands Forever' and enoy the ride.

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    dvo4fun
    

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    Not as hairy as I was expecting for a Spanish woman

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    beau-jolly
    

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    Looking good. Strangely this flattering image is from Falklands News. (A picture just gagging for some magic from Pinxit)

    
    Looking like a painted hog. Photo courtesy of Celebrity Thyroid Patients who are evidently more interested in the throat scar than a flattering image.

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    sigmund
    

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    I'll fuck her. Now, where's my baseball bat?

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    Bourbon
    

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    You want Malvinas? Sorry I thought you said Man's Penis.

    Haha, cos it rhymes, sorta

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    Gerontius
    

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    OK guys....so which of you thinks Cristina would find you irresistible.

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    Anonymous
    

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    She's only 19. She's a very real warning about the dangers of smoking crack before breakfast.

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    Not Amused
    

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    If I had to use 5 words to describe myself to her they would be:
    Rich, kind, rare, frenzied, enchants.

    Strangely that is an anagram of her name. I think we were meant to be together.

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    beau-jolly
    

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    Irresistible = 2 out of 3 from wealth, power and good looks: I'm sure she would find me an irresistible toy boy Gero. Until she discovered that I am not wealthy or powerful, and that I am English and not really that much younger. I don't wear any thing like as much make up though.

    I don't do much Argentine wine but may start running down what I do have just in case.

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    charlies_hat
    

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    I started drinking quite a lot of Malbec last year BJ - maybe I should stop if I want to look young.

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    beau-jolly
    

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    You can stick with Malbec, just revert to the original "Vin Noir" from Cahors, just outside Bordeaux. Similarily Tannat from its home in Maderan, SW France.

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    Dawsons creek
    

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    I like drinking, B-J. I try and get as much in as I can. Normaaly I by on price but if I for instance found a fiver and pushed a boat out, what should I neck? Before you say it I don't like champagne.

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    godly1966
    

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    She reminds me of Arlene Phillips

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    beau-jolly
    

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    @DC: Have a crack at Waylands WKD Grande Cru.

    Posted 1 year ago #

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