This evening just passed a middle class white man has walked back to his abode through a lower middle class area of a town in southern England without being buggered or robbed senseless by marauding teenagers. Amazingly, Edward Brumby, 34 from Oxford, stumbled through Cowley, and even took the ill advised route through the golf course at 3am. He managed to get back to his room and computer without being fucked up rotten by the atheists and dirty liberals who have plagued our streets since Queen Victoria was on the throne. Hell, there weren't even any gays to question him about his sexual preferences. Family man Brumby is one of the 99.9999% of Christian men to walk a short distance home this year without being kicked to shit by sly liberal atheist scumbags, but how long can it be before someone else falls victim to this curse.
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White man returns home without death
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ed.mundy
offlineMemberQuite apart from my belief that legislation instituted to protect the rights of gay people (and women and ethnic minorities) has been a curse upon the morality of our society and a catalyst of irretrievably heinous social decay, I have no problem with those who bugger each other senseless.
Please see the latest rantings of Peter Hitchins on the Daily Mail, I can't really do him justice.Posted 4 months ago # -
ed.mundy
offlineMemberHaha! Yes, it was a rather generous description of one of the most consistently poverty stricken urban areas in southern England. And yes, I am joking, inspired solely by the latest rantings from Peter Hitchens regarding how the only explanation for the murder of an old man in Sheffield on Christmas Eve is the irretrievable social decay of this country.
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The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberI'm so glad you're joking, otherwise you might have found yourself being verbally buggered with a golf-club.
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ed.mundy
offlineMemberIf that was a clever ruse to get me to view the wikipedia entry for "Obsolete golf clubs" then well played. I would however hate to end up being criticised for the out dated nature of my club whilst defending myself against the shell suit wearing spawns of Satan otherwise known as children :-P
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Tess Goes
offlineMember"Verbally buggered with a golf club" had me in hysterics, Jeni B.
Not having many teeth left myself, I must admit to having never having the balls to go to my local course and ask for a hole in one.
Besides - My Dentist has little patience and I'm smaller than he is.Posted 4 months ago #
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