Ever fancied writing the next number one for Generic Direction or Girls Generic? Thought you wouldn't have the talent to write the likes of "muma do the hump" or "the way I are"? Or the linguistic skills for Gangnam Style? Well we can't help you learn South Korean, but using the guide below, any one can be top of the pops!
Firstly start with any of the below:
"The music is inside me"
"Feeling the beat tonight"
"DJ got me going"
"Going to dance all night"
Then make it gender specific:
"Ladies with me tonight" or
"Out with the guys"
Then suddenly bring in the second person to make the listener think you're talking to them:
"Cos you've really got me going"
"Like the way your moving"
"You're looking so good tonight"
"It's you that I want"
And then end it with a nonsensical closer:
"I'm paranoid for your love"
"Dehydrated in love"
"Gonna be melodratic with you"
"Insincere reccollections of our summer impasse"
And there you have it! For the verse, just talk generally about something mundane in detail, e.g. Putting on clothes, walking to the bus stop, and don't forget to end each sentence in "baby baby" !
For variations, try the dance version by trying to say the same line again and again, but in a slightly different way each time, with a fast beat in the background. Or the teenage singer version by singing "yeeeaaahhh" every 10seconds.
All the together now! The music is...