It's quiet in my part of the country. This was the lead headline on the news section today.
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Posted 5 months ago #
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When I lived in hippy Hebden Bridge, I collected genuine headlines from the local paper. Such as...
Burglars steal belongings
Train timetable stays the same
No weather records broken...
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A recent, typically snappy headline from the Hull Daily Mail:
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From the Hebden Bridge Evening All News: Town Council still unable to find anyone to walk up and find out what that Stoodly Pike thing is doing up there.
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Yesterday's local evening paper had the headline: "Body Found In Cemetery."
Wish I'd screen-shot it, but I was laughing too hard.
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@Carter: at least he had a discharge
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@Jenni - will this do?

I rather like the image of the scrum of photographers
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Squudge, that's just across the water from us, but it's near enough.
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Squudge, that's just across the water from us, but it's near enough.
Not the local paper's headline, but it's the same: 1000s more uncovered.
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Two dead men turn up in cemeteries only a few miles apart within months of each other? Both aged 50?
I think we have a comedy headline serial killer on our hands.
Who would be so sick as to commit crimes purely to contrive an amusing local newspaper headline?
What would Morgan Freeman have to say about all this?
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these chaps were simply being efficient
I am sure we could unearth more examples
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Dying in a cemetery does wonders for your carbon footprint
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You can't beat the local news in Croydon.


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and there's more

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Especially love the last one. It must be so exciting in Croydon.
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Never a dull moment in Croydon
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There's no other place quite like Croydon
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