World leaders today united to condemn the 'brutal and unprovoked' attack on Israel's peace-loving and gentle commandos by rabid and ferocious aid workers hell-bent on breaching the entirely justified sea blockade of Gaza with supplies of deadly food and medicines.
The Israeli military are noted throughout the world for their restraint and even-handedness, and their PR machine is widely regarded for its honesty and scrupulously-accurate reporting of potentially contentious events.
'The world stands firm against these violent and dangerous aid workers' said Barack Obama, in an impassioned speech to the UN security council. 'We can only encourage the military to be ever vigilant against their continuing brutal assault on hunger, sickness and poverty.'
