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Started 4 months ago by Quaz
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Quaz

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Any interesting New Year Resolutions? They could be personal, they could be to do with a famous figure. For Example:

Lord Lucan - This year I will appear on "I'm a celebrity, get me out of here".

The Queen - This year I will downsize to a single bungalow on the South Coast.

Posted 4 months ago #
Perks

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Wannabe: I will kill my Mother so I can have a good back story for XFactor

Posted 4 months ago #
waylandsmithy

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Ed Miliband: I will learn to use my face. Also, I will practice not being such a weird, creepy little freak.

Posted 4 months ago #
dvo4fun

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@wayland: "Ed Miliband: I will learn to use my face. Also, I will practice not being such a weird, creepy little freak."

Now let's all at least TRY to be sensible ...

Posted 4 months ago #
godly1966

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Yes Wayland Ed Miliband can use his face, just not both sides of it at the same time.

Posted 4 months ago #
Carter

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Simon Cowell: I will turn on The Machine and the global X-Factor/Idol brand will launch into its horrific final phase.

Slade: We will reform and win the Eurovision Song Contest. (Not a joke that one simply a long-held wish. Be great, wouldn't it?)

Posted 4 months ago #
Tess Goes

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I'm going to spread the cheek
:-)

Posted 4 months ago #
Squudge

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I'm going to look up 'flogging a dead horse'

Posted 4 months ago #
rikkor

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Yes, I will stop constantly singing "When I think about me, I touch myself." That's a big step.

Posted 4 months ago #
AReader

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For me: lose weight

For David Cameron: get a bloody grip

For Nick Clegg: accept that your political career is nearly over.

For Ken Livingstone: be humble and don't tell a soul

For the UK economy: there's some great offers at Poundland

Posted 4 months ago #
MADJEZ

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I will spend more time in 2013 reading websites cookie policies and telling them what I think of the site BEFORE I've had the chance to use it.

Posted 4 months ago #
bonjonelson

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My new year resolution will be 1280x1024

Posted 4 months ago #
Gerontius

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Take up smoking

Posted 4 months ago #
Oxbridge

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Rikkor: This year, I will make my ass feel better

Posted 4 months ago #
beau-jolly

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Its been a while. This year I will write something funny. (Don't hold your breath)

Posted 4 months ago #
rikkor

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Oxy, my ass hurting is a constant, like pi.

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