I attempted to scribe a Christmas Rap song, or C.Rap song as it may be better described.
But having had no response from Dizzee Rascal or Slim Shady when I offered my lyrics to them for a festive season single release, thought I may as well throw it out there to see if anyone on here can finesse it into a winner. A few percent royalties is all I'll require if you make it big.
Song title :
Yo Sista, don't give me no sprouts.
Lyrics so far :
I feel mild elation that the formalisation and publication of this information,
may just hold back the realisation and manifestation of a grave situation......
Sprouts... induce a degradation and disintegration of my system of digestion,
resulting in agitation triggering expansions and contractions my bowel's reaction
is the precipitation and proliferation of noxious gaseous inducing colonic irritation
and perpetuation of extreme production and emanation of highly noxious flatulation
creating toxic radiation and the population suffering palpitation and asphyxiation,
so for the preservation and conservation of our nation please refrain from serving that green vegetation.