Did you see what I did there?
It will only work for a short time anyway, but no worries if you didn't as it just confirms that I regularly fail to live up to the miserably low standards I set myself.
Oh, and hello by the way. I've been lurking for a few months but wanted to say you folks have certainly induced many a chuckle.
I thank you for those laughs and I owe you a drink, unless unbeknown to me the government has implemented a stealth laughter tax in the last year which will no doubt hoover up more of my hard earned and further complicate my tax return. If that is the case then you're all a bunch of .........therapeutic antidepressants entities which I will attempt to declare as tax deductibles.
Well happy crimbo if you do that sort of thing, and plain old hi if you don't.