The YM got an iPad from the well-to-do rellie. I got a bottle of perfume...
...the entire family know I am massively allergic to anything scented and end up in bed for days with a screaming migraine.
I would have preferred if he hadn't bothered.
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The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberPosted 4 months ago # -
Scroat
offlineMemberJust watching Lord of the Rings with Mrs Scroat. (yawn)ooking forward to the Christmas Day Dr Who later.
Had some great beer with ginger earlier - makes me think this could be replicated using ordinary beer mixed with ginger wine.
Going down with a Christmas cold. Oh, and my tube of toothpaste fell down the loo on Christmas Day.
Otherwise it was fine.
I suppose.
Posted 4 months ago # -
beau-jolly
offlineMember..and belated merry thing old christmasses.
I managed to sqirrel away a case of Claret a case of white Burgundy a few bottles of various fizz, some Armagnac and a bottle of vintage Port before closing the shop on Christmas eve. I had yesterday off to make sure I drank as much of it as possible. Back at work and feeling slightly sluggish today. Still, there's New Year's Eve to look forward to. As I live in a pub, all I have to do is stay awake until after midnight, kiss all the ladies and then sneak off to bed.
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The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberRikkor, sage advice, thank you. I shall refrain from rummaging in your drawers from now on.
Posted 4 months ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberI can only fossick in your tallboy if you can assure me that there are no scented liners about said tallboy.
Posted 4 months ago # -
Ironduke
offlineMemberMy children got lego sets... or 'parental caltrops' as they should be called.
However, I have made a helicopter, a spitfire and a saloon car that are so damn good the children can't bring themselves to break them up, so they now have no pieces to play with or leave strewn across the carpet. I made a pyramid of all the remaining pieces, just to be sure.
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