And if your relatives piss you off this Christmas...
Deck the fuckers.
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And if your relatives piss you off this Christmas...
Deck the fuckers.
well said scroat
merry christmas everyone
And a hearty virtual hug to those who find this a sad time of year.
Edit: Sorry, let the social work training get the better of me there
Indeed. Merry christmas Biscuiteers, have a good one.
Merry biscuits, one and all!
God bless us, everyone
Merry Christmas. And remember you can show your support to those that work on Christmas by simply clicking on their spam links.
Merry Christmas everyone, remember Newsbiscuit is not just for Christmas.
Mary, kiss me arse.
Merry Happy all, and here's to another year of bent Newsbiscuit fun
I'll never trust those bastard Mayans again. Now have had to do all my Christmas shopping in a non-apocalyptic frenzy today. Although in fairness, if I kill my mother over Xmas, no harm, no foul, right? She got an extra weekend after all.
Happy celebrations, no matter which pagan festival you have reclaimed - here's to a tasty 2013 xxx
Merry Christmas, but someone on the shopping expedition forgot the red wine, and I just caught my nephew mixing the Macallan with Diet Coke, deck the fucker indeed.
Happy merry everybody, let me be the first to JAGER BOMBS! WHOOOOOOO!
I know the feeling Mary, except being confident in the end if the world, everyone in my family got a car, on buy now pay next year.
We should have a big NB piss up in the new year. But not in London, because lots of us don't live in London. And not anywhere else, because must of us don't live there either. We should have it somewhere near my house, so I don't have to travel...
Fuck me, the queue at the bar has got a bit long, don't these people have family to go to?
Merry Xmas from Noo Zeeland.
As usual here the highlight of our day will be the address from our Monarch Queen Liz ... we are hoping she shakes of that 3D ailment in time ...
All the best to the Biscuits, and "bottoms up"...
Seasonal Merriment to one and all. I pop in here to read all your smartfunny and it invariably cheers my day immensely.
Good cheer to you all. Dvo, take a break from going round telling infants that Santa ain't real, and try to pitch in too.
Now, someone's got to tackle the port and stilton left out for Santa...
And a happy lesbian Christmas from me and my super hot Japanese girlfriend Akiko.
Merry Christmas all. Bugger Santa, I'll leave a warm mince pie and a glass of something nice out for all the Biscuits.
...if I am asleep when you all turn up, the rest of the mince pies and booze are in the kitchen corner cupboard between the fridge and washing machine.
Err, sorry folks, I thought he was a burglar. My best malt to the back of the head. What a waste of fine Glenmorangie. Anyone know what reindeer like to eat, there's 8 of the fuckers on my lawn ?
Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and sorry about the pressies.
Oops.
Messy Clitoris to Sugar and Akiko.
Good will to all those others in my favour (my favourite seasonal pedantic biblical misquote).
Merry Christmas. My ass hurts.
Merry Christmas to all, even the Chinese spammers.
Bloody Mayans.. now I'm going to have to be twisted and cynical for at least another year.. bugger! Oh well merry Christmas biscuits, have a goodun.
@Charlie's Hat - thank you for the thoughtful greeting! I'll be taking my super hot Japanese girlfriend Akiko round to my family's later, and as we have done in recent years, I expect we will end up playing golf on the Wii with Steve, a balding slightly overweight neighbour we sometimes include in our fun and games, but attaching the controllers securely to our wrists so we don't accidentally fling them across the room this time.
As I was soaping up Akiko's firm D-cup breasts in the shower this morning, after an extended Christmas lesbian love making session, I remarked that this is probably the only time of the year that we will find ourselves shouting at Nan to "get her strap on if she wants to join us in a foursome."
Christmas greetings to all NB friends of Dick X
VCG, Jager tastes like cough syrup. But, OK. As it's Christmas, I'll have just 12 shots.
I got a book called 'how to be less Freudian'. Should be a good shag
Anyway, Happy Lesbians from the biscuit tin
I am currently wearing one of two Christmas 'onesies' I received.
Both are sheep.
And tomorrow, I shall be fitting my new dog-guard to the boot of my car...
Merry Christmas indeed.
I got socks and a 'solar' garden light in the shape of a bird that had the solar module nicked out of the box before it was wrapped.
...better than it sounds.
Merry Christmas
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