Motorists paying a visit to Ditton Bridge Auto Repairs will now be offered hand relief with their new exhaust or oil change, as local mechanic Tony Barragan strives to halt a slide in business at his garage.
“Everyone who has a penis enjoys having it rubbed to climax, and adding this service could make the difference between us staying in business or not,” said the garage-owner, outlining the thinking behind his new business strategy.
Anecdotal evidence from other service industries, such as the Thai Massage industry, bears Mr Barragan (52) out, as establishments that offer 'extras' are often able to charge more per client and stay profitable while those that don’t are going under.
While Tony conceded that he had never wanked another man before, he was confident his personal technique was transferable, and sure that he could pull it off.
Initial reaction has been positive, with most clients praising Tony's no-nonsense approach to car repairs and hand-jobs.
'Polite, thorough and professional. The brake lights on my Volvo Estate now work fine, and I ejaculated into his oily rag just like he said I would,' was a typical review posted on-line, while many motorists pointed out that it made nice change from just getting shafted.