After the success of the ‘One Pound Fish’ guy, Abdul from Tangiers has cut a single, based on the standard rug-selling spiel he uses on tourists. The song - Come in, my friends, sit down and have some mint tea - is available to download from iTunes. He’s competing for the coveted number one spot in the charts with his good friend Mustapha and his suggestion, in a hip-hop inspired ditty, that for “a very good price” you will be able to have sex with his sister.
“The world truly is a global village these days”, says one of the few BBC DJs to be beyond suspicion of child molestation. “Thanks to their videos going viral on YouTube, Abdul and Mustapha can look forward to long and lucrative careers in the music business. Right up to the moment that someone posts a new video of a cat playing the piano, or a man falling off a ladder”...