1. Thin minestrone soup
Drink a vegetable cup-a-soup.
Quickly chew one level tablespoon of Heinz spaghetti in tomato sauce.
Drink one pint of lukewarm water.
Wait 30 seconds.
2. Christmas turkey puree
Chew one small piece of turkey.
Drink half a pint of cold water.
Wait 30 seconds.
Add cranberry sauce to taste.
3. Warm Christmas mulled wine.
Chew half an orange.
Drink one pint of Rioja.
Wait 90 seconds.
4. Granny's traditional brandy sauce.
Ask your grandmother to drink 100 ml of brandy and half a pint of double cream.
Wait 15 seconds.
5. Traditional Christmas log.
Not applicable this year.
