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Started 4 months ago by Squudge
Latest reply from The All New Jeni B

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Squudge

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just had a wasp ... a WASP... land on my ear while I was trying to sleep. No more sleep for me.

...anyone got tips on removing nests, if I have one?

Posted 4 months ago #
Golgo13

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Have some bran flakes.

Then you will not notice the wasp in your ear.

They're tasty, tasty, very very tasty.

They're very tasty.

Posted 4 months ago #
Perks

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The only one way to deal with bad wasps with stings is using good guys with guns

Posted 4 months ago #
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just had a wasp ... a WASP... land on my ear while I was trying to sleep. No more sleep for me.

...anyone got tips on removing nests, if I have one?

Posted 3 hours ago #

It is HIGHLY UNLIKELY that you will have a nest in such a short time.
It's been three hours. Have more wasps come out of your ear?

Posted 4 months ago #
Squudge

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mm... <shakes head> no.

However, after I had let the thing out of the window I kept hearing another one. Might have been an auditory hallucination brought on by the trauma.

I don't think the wasp was happy either. It is raining rather heavily outside.

@Perks - should I call a SWAT team?

Posted 4 months ago #
Psycadelic Squirrel

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Buzzing in the bedroom... are you sure it's a wasp Squudge?

Posted 4 months ago #
Squudge

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yep - definitely time to deploy that SWAT team...

Posted 4 months ago #
Falouan

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Just googled it and apparently..

A (Working class) bee colony built nearby might do the trick and get rid of those pesky protestants for you

Posted 4 months ago #
waylandsmithy

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Never trust a bee. They're communists.

Posted 4 months ago #
dvo4fun

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Thanks for the warning squuadge - I've just spotted the house swattie thing whilst having a pre-mother-i-l visitation check and thought 'well I won't need that again this season'. Are you sure it wasn't a Hobbit?

Posted 4 months ago #
Squudge

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it did blunder about a bit, but it was too stripey to be a hobbit.

Posted 4 months ago #
button

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Vindictive stripey little bastards.

Posted 4 months ago #
Ironduke

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Spiteful little shits in attention-seeking livery.

Posted 4 months ago #
godly1966

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tell it to buzz off

Posted 4 months ago #
The All New Jeni B

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Was it maybe a blue-bottle in a Christmas jumper?

It might have got a bit pissed at its works party last night, and ended up in the wrong house.

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