Received this round robin today-get it every year addressed to someone who has never lived in my house.
'Chrissie has had her usual array of health problems.The main illness was a particularly unpleasant Urinary Tract Infection [...]and we ended up in the sexually transmitted diseases clinic [...] we were subject to some searching personal sexual questions that revealed a new side of Chrissie I had not seen in 23 years of marriage[.]Anyway, she now has 6 months of antibiotics ahead of her [...}
David- much as I enjoy the annual 2 sides of small font intimate details about your family you send me-please bear in mind I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHO YOU ARE.
Now please piss off and take your loved ones with you.