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   beau-jolly
   

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   Just wondering what your funniest cards have been.
   I just got one with an image of Jesus and the caption "Its all about me!" Inside: me, me, me! I laughed my socks off.

   There's also the far side one I sent me dad a while back. There are 2 guys at a door asking "Have you found Jesus?" I had to point out to dad the sandals poking out from behind a curtain. Oh how we laughed... eventually.

   If my scanner worked I'd show you.

   Posted 5 months ago #
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   rikkor
   

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   I have a black friend who sent out cards of a black Mary and Jesus looking down at a white infant Jesus in the manger. Inside it says "What chile be dis?"

   Posted 5 months ago #
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   Tripod
   

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   I got a card saying 'Merry Christmas.... but we've had to repossess your house"...

   Posted 5 months ago #
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   godly1966
   

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   Here’s a poem out of one card.
   Don't worry about the past its history
   Don't worry about the future it’s yet to come,
   And don't worry about the present because I haven't bought you one.

   Personally I give everyone a piece of old newspaper and write this on it.
   Moneys tight times are hard here’s your f*#@ing Christmas card.

   Posted 5 months ago #
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   Vertically Challenged Giant
   

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   I got one with a picture of Jesus on and a message that read "I hope you get some good shit for my birthday"

   Posted 5 months ago #
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   antharrison
   

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   My favourites are:

   - A truimphant Joseph and Mary holding a child (on the front cover), with "It's a girl" as the greeting inside.

   - A front cover picture of a cat eating a dead Robin, with the greeting inside of "Ding bloody dong"

   Posted 5 months ago #
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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   One that was once sent to my Dad:

   Mary and Joseph at the open stable door, inside, the three wise men are crouched around baby Jesus in the manger.
   Guy at the door with a clip-board in hand and a briefcase with "CSA" printed on it.

   Posted 5 months ago #

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