Long term unemployed Liverpool man, Gavin Smith, says his quest to find the perfect vegetative state could be over after a successful trial hibernation last weekend. Mr Smith, who has his eye on a longer sofa that will stretch all the way to his fridge, hopes a three month long hibernation will enable him to hit his savings goal.
Mr Smith said he has previously tried torpor, but internally recycling piss for a protein boost was not his cup of tea. Nor was a lengthy coma ideal, ‘the need to occasionally blink the eyes to communicate became too wearying’ said Mr Smith.
