After five years, Dr Zeuss Almonde of the Circle Druidic Ecole Angleterre conceded that the Ancients who had constructed Stonehenge had done so to prop up a giant Christmas Tree
“It is true that the runic symbolism points toward a Druid place of worship, but equally the circular base, the singular rope-type indents across all stones, and the mere shape dictate that a giant Christmas tree stood here on more than one occasion. The symbolism is beyond our learning so I have asked Tony Robinson and Time Team to finalise the truth. It is clear that the British people believe a small ex-comic actor and a behatted man from Bristol who drinks a lot, more than a Frenchman”
Time Team experts agree that the use can only be one of retention of a huge tree, however the certainty can be confirmed if the uncover the giant pedal that would have been used to draw the stones in to retain the tree in an upright position
No proof has been found to sustain M. Almonde’s theory that Amesbury was twinned with Bluth-Hall in Norway and that the giant spruce was an annual gift from the Vikings
Time Team left site after a day citing “irrevocable differences with M. Almonde, who has clearly made the whole thing up for publicity and the team that uncovers every piece of lost Britain’s ancient heritage in just three days, cannot be associated with such wild fantasy”
