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Started 5 months ago by Ironduke
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Ironduke

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Vibrator cures constipated tortoise
I wonder who volunteered / ordered this one? I might need to check our invoices...

Posted 5 months ago #
waylandsmithy

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Ironduke, you can just blow most animals through with an air hose, in all honesty. They're pretty tough: they make most of them from leather.

Posted 5 months ago #
malgor

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Tortoise: 'I was trying to hibernate!'

Posted 5 months ago #
Gerontius

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It's not my area of expertise but don't most women fall asleep during sex with their partners/husbands anyway. A vibrating dildo is the only way most women will ever experience anything sensational in the tummy area.
Vibrating dildos can relieve constipation in men but not by strapping them to your tummy.

Posted 5 months ago #
Sinnick

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"... also being used to help other animals such as constipated dogs"

That image will stay with me today. Thanks a bunch.

Posted 5 months ago #
Nowherefast

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That's one that would be amusing to see as a Blue Peter feature on pet care ( is Blue Peter even still running?)

Posted 5 months ago #
Ironduke

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I think this has escalated and snow balled from a hurried cover story when a certain item was discovered in her emergency bag.

Posted 5 months ago #
charlies_hat

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Ironically, I've discovered that the little laxative capsules from the Chemist make excellent tortoise dildo's.

Posted 5 months ago #
beau-jolly

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I love the line "she's come out of her shell". You just know the writer was sniggering.

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