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Started 5 months ago by The All New Jeni B
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The All New Jeni B

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Just wanting to get the fork home...

Posted 5 months ago #
beau-jolly

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Jeni, Was this initially reported in a Nigerian paper? Duncan Gordon? He couldn't be more Scotish if he had tartan buttocks!

Posted 5 months ago #
The All New Jeni B

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Sadly no. I've been trying to figure out how he got the fork to the hospital if the bus drivers were refusing to allow him to travel with it.

Posted 5 months ago #
beau-jolly

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This week's BBC Neat-o of "Get the f*ck home" was won by Tayside with its hilarious pitchfork story

Posted 5 months ago #
malgor

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The police seem to have been generous in their understanding of what the drunken Scot actually said to them.

Someone should explain to the bus driver that it's knives that are banned, not forks.

Posted 5 months ago #
Ironduke

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Taking on a bus with a pitchfork- reminiscent of Polish lancers charging Panzers in the Blitzkreig.

I wonder just how many Scottish cliches it is possible to get into one story?

Posted 5 months ago #
Squudge

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"I just wanted to get the fork home." ...of course that is what he said

Posted 5 months ago #
writinginbsl

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dug himself into a bit of a hole, perhaps

a tiney one

Posted 5 months ago #
Dick Everyman

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He should've got a fork lift home...boom boom!

Posted 5 months ago #
malgor

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Asked how he came by the implement, he replied: 'I came to a fork in the road, so I took it.' Ba-dum, tsh.

Posted 5 months ago #
Ironduke

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Turned violent and threw a haymaker.

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Forks, knives - I think they've got an a comprehensive anti-cutlery thing going on up there.
Apprently offering to spoon a fellow commuter can get you kicked off pretty damn quick too.
When you think about it, I suppose public transport's really just for people in the know.

Posted 5 months ago #
Gerontius

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They didn't even mention the pig he took on the bus...oh yes, Scotland.
Forgot

Posted 5 months ago #
Sinnick

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Great local story.

If he'd actually pierced one of the tyres, he probably wouldn't have survived.

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