If you’ve yet to buy something for the loved one in your life, Blessed Musk could be the answer you were looking for, but act quickly!
Following a chance discovery in June it has been revealed that Brian Blessed possess a musk gland which excretes a substance with incredible aphrodisiac powers. Brian’s wife was shaving his back for the summer months when she inadvertently tweaked the nub and was overcome with passion having inhaled the excreta.
The substance is obtained my milking the gland found in the back/rectal area, and is currently available on ebay from louderthanyou36 for a Buy it Now price of £5,000 per 5ml.
The high price reflects the fact that supplies are limited, and further provision cannot be made until Spring as Brian hibernates for the winter.
Spokesman for P&P Perfumes in New York Hector Jones told us “It’s true we are in talks with Brian’s management around releasing an official scent”. P&P Perfumes are responsible for some of the other successful scents this festive season such as Justin Bieber’s “Bromance” and Taylor Swift’s “Swift 1”. Jones went on “This is a sector we have had a lot of past success in, we’ve been milking celebs for perfume sales for years.”