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simonjmr
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Dimuinutive former TV magician and wig wearer of the year 1985, faces extinctiion due to his fascination with sleeping under piles of leaves and twigs dutring the winter months, and subsequently these piles of garden detrius being set alight be gardeners.
"You'll light, this not alot Mr Daniels" said Marco Destrial of the NSPCPD.
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Newsquelch
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Every year they warn us that one of us will inadvertently toast Daniels, or suffocate Bill Oddie in our chimney or accidentally trap a Fearnley-Whittingstall in our compost heap, or eviscerate a hairy biker with a wing mirror. So we all remain vigilant..
But, despite the warnings, I do secretly leave out plates of tripe for them.
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