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NEAT-O 17/12/2012

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Started 5 months ago by Midfield Diamond
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Midfield Diamond

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After much deliberation, the subject of the Neat-O this week is ... inserts stupid pause like those that TV presenters use to supposedly build up tension but in fact they just make people shout 'get on with it' at the telly ...

HIBERNATION

As usual, add a link here please if you submit your entry in the Writers' Room but if it doesn't really fit there, feel free to submit it below. However, bribes and other inducements should probably be sent as Private Messages.

Bonus points if your entry makes it into a Zimbabwean newspaper.

Posted 5 months ago #
Vertically Challenged Giant

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I want to submit a Neat-O entry to show that I am entering into the spirit of things after questioning the reasons for it existing. But I can’t think of anything.

If I post a story that doesn’t contain this week’s theme is there any chance you could change the theme to be something that is in my story?

Posted 5 months ago #
beau-jolly

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Independant Scotland to change name to Hiber-Nation.

Just thought there was something in Hibernian Nation. Oh alright
Not topical (Or funny really) so in here for safety.

Posted 5 months ago #
charlies_hat

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I'm having a long rest from any Neat-O subs until next Spring.

Posted 5 months ago #
Bourbon

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I will start then hopefully everone will have a go to stop me winning. GO GO GO

Posted 5 months ago #
simonjmr

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http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53370&replies=1#post-153888

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Perks

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http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53372&replies=1#post-153891

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Idiot

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http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53374&replies=1#post-153901

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button

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http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53376&replies=1#post-153906

Posted 5 months ago #
Gerontius

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My take
http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53385#post-153970

Posted 5 months ago #
malgor

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[Neat-O Direct]

A tortoise in mid-hibernation,
Mistaken for mid-constipation,
Said to the nurse
‘I know it’s perverse
But I quite enjoy the vibration.’

Posted 5 months ago #
Squudge

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blimey, did I miss the starting gun?

Here is my half-baked effort:
Gasbag

Posted 5 months ago #
malgor

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Ooh, my medication just kicked in and I suddenly remembered this really old one (from six years ago would you Adam and Eve it!)

Not a Neat-O entry. Just a bit of nostalgia.

Posted 5 months ago #
The All New Jeni B

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Forgive me...No shit.

Posted 5 months ago #
beau-jolly

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Introvert tortoise comes out of her shell following vibrator treatment. See above (or below now)

Posted 5 months ago #
Psycadelic Squirrel

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Kind of neato

Posted 5 months ago #
The All New Jeni B

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Bj - Your Hibernian idea only works if it's about Ireland...

Posted 5 months ago #
beau-jolly

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@ Jeni. Bugger! But so glad I didn't spend a while working up a proper sub!
@ everyone else: ~~Independant Scotland~~ Ireland to change name to Hiber-Nation.

Posted 5 months ago #
Nunnion Splendacular

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complete rubbish

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malgor

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Yo

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Posted 5 months ago #
weematt

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pointed remark

Part-time shitting

Posted 5 months ago #
sigmund

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http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53498&replies=1#post-154408

Posted 5 months ago #
Yikes

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pants. couldn't even think of a snappy 3rd para ... http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53557

Posted 5 months ago #
Midfield Diamond

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Is everybody done?

Shall I issue my considered verdict later tonight or do you want the weekend to finally polish up that gem you've been working on all week? And to brazenly split an infinitive while you're at it.

In the absence of any pleas for Fergie time, I'll publish the results after several pints of whatever Christmas Ale my local is serving tonight.

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