After much deliberation, the subject of the Neat-O this week is ... inserts stupid pause like those that TV presenters use to supposedly build up tension but in fact they just make people shout 'get on with it' at the telly ...
HIBERNATION
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Bonus points if your entry makes it into a Zimbabwean newspaper.