In his latest plot to win friends, Quatada has promised a right cracker of a Christmas for the local vicar involving Halal turkey, pigs in blankets and all the trimmings.
Eager to settle into the hostile neighbourhood of a quaint North London suburb, Bin Laden's right hand man has also arranged for a street party on New Years Eve and is promising a spectacular pyrotechnics display in his back garden, under the very eyes of PC Plod and Detective Constable Constable who will be on duty that night.
"It all started" he says "When the local Vicar invited me to church to join in the local Christmas Celebrations, so I thought I'd reciprocate"
Theresa May is said to be disgusted and is considering legal action.
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Abu Quatada invites Vicar around for Christmas dinner
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