The boxer formerly called Mike Tyson, and recently known as Michelle, confirmed yesterday he wants to become Mike again, just as soon as he's found a replacement cock, "perhaps on eBay, or accidentally torn off someone during a bar brawl".
'I've fulfilled my lifelong dream of knowing what it feels like to be a woman from the inside, ' stated Mr/Ms Tyson, 'but now, for the sake of the fans, it's time to go back to doing what I do best - guy stuff.'
Tyson's surgeon was optimistic about the upcoming reversal operation. 'It's rare, but there are transsexuals like Mike who realise post-op they preferred wearing a dress and sobbing in front of the mirror' he said. 'But even if the op goes wrong, Mike/Michelle or whatever it ends up as can rest assured that I, for one, will always be completely fucking terrified of himshe'.