yes it realy is me,I very rarely make appearances on Newsbiscuit as I dont want everyone to think Im giving it large becouse Im so good at everything,anyway myself and Jackie,thats her indoors ha ha ha,well wed like to invite all of you to our house in Clapham for a sort of Newsbiscuit get together,sort of bring a bottle party and we can all get down and dirty sort of thing,maybe have a few games of strip poker,get to know each other a bit sort of stuff and what not.I thought once weve broken the ice and were all a bit sozzled ha ha,(well it is Christmas)I could tell you all about me,sort of a mini life story lasting a couple of hours with a slide show,pictures of when i was a baby and that kind of stuff,nothing to boring,right up to the presant day.Ive put together loads of stuff about me on film,when I played Christopher Robin,me and the wif in the bath etc etc,all stuff about me,hours and hours of film and speeches from friends about me.Then Ive hired a coach so I can show you where I shop and stuff and where I buy my clothes and what pub I use and newsagent,then Ill show you the hospital where i was born in Putney etc etc.Then I thought if its not raining we could all go to Clapham Common and Ill read you a few hundred pages from some of my fab books Ive wrote,especiely the ones that have all about me in them.Then I thought we could round the evening up by me letting you buy some of my books and Id sighn a few,sort of thing.Well anyway keep up the good work,I always chuckle at the stuff you all write,I was just saying to Jackie,doesnt the stuff they right make you chuckle,yes she said,aha ha ha we both went,or should I say we both chuckled,were always chuckling myself and Jackie,oh boy what a couple of chucklers we both are.Anyway shall email all of you in a few days with address etc,well not all of you only the ones that make us chuckle,bye.
Hi friends its me John O Farrell
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What. Isn't it? Well it had me fooled.
oh yes it did ahahahaa i went, i did oh yes and i though that Jofs a laff i did oh yes.
Where's my invite?
Hats off to him if he uses this as the flyleaf/foreword to his next book
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