Germany has once again left the rest of Europe in ruins following a crushing victory over its neighbours late last night.
Resistance was to prove futile.
One by one the opposition fell to a goose-tapping chorus and catchy middle eight which caught the rest of Europe by surprise.
A desperate attempt to stage a counter-attack by the Spanish was met with brutal put-down and they were condemned to go through with the humiliation all over again.
The French are yet to offer any meaningful entry.
As usual it was the British who were last to go under.
Showing determination and courage, they held up the rest of Europe nearly all night following the German onslaught.
The UK entry 'Two World Wars & One World Cup (Doo-da Doo-da)' penned by Baddiel & Skinner received little welcome from the rest of Europe and even failed to stop a flotilla of small craft ferrying survivors from the last European campaign from Dover to safety on the beaches of Normandy.
'Those sort of outrages only serve to encourage the third retch' said one hapless veteran with his head down the lavatory bowl.
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