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NB's Virtual Christmas Party !!!
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beau-jolly
offlineMemberSorry Jen. 1 N 2 Ts. You'd get mate's rates though.
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beau-jolly
offlineMemberHave you tried Waylands WKD Gran Reserva? It has a lovely bucket.
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waylandsmithy
offlineMemberAnyone else up for an Easter Dragon? Timothy Taylor's Landlord is ace.
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The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberB-J, my Great-Grandfather was a father of 8, and a rampant alcoholic.
Of the 8 children, he covered every variation of spellings imaginable, with one of his daughter's having the surname spelt 'Benit'.
I suppose it depended on how much he'd been celebrating the birth before he managed to register the birth.Posted 5 months ago # -
Tess Goes
offlineMemberI just saw a real Christmas party advertised on Facebook on the 22nd @ 10 Downing Street...
Commoners are apparently welcome - best advised to get there before before Prescott eats all the mince pies.
7pm sounds like a good time then we can Clegg it just before last orders at The Slug and Lettuce.Posted 5 months ago # -
Easter do sounds like a good plan to me.
Posted 5 months ago # -
Sinnick
offlineMemberToilet, TOILET ? didn't anyone bring one ? FFS, where were you lot brought up ? Oh, Glastonbury - enough said.
Ok, my Cliff Richard CD has just finished, for the 4th time. I'm going to play Leonard Cohen unless someone finds something better.
I'm loving smithy's WKD Gran Reserva. Just making me giggle and peckish. Are you sure it's authentic ? My, these paper plates are delicious.
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waylandsmithy
offlineMemberShould I change it from Grand Cru to Gran Reseeva, then? I don't really drink posh wines.
Posted 5 months ago # -
Sinnick
offlineMemberBest give the couple in the kitchen a few minutes as a courtesy gesture. Damn, where did I leave my underwear last night ?
Ah, in the kitchen, next to the canapes. That explains so much.
Anyone for breakfast ? It's American style, ie arrives very late.
I think the DVD player's got stuck on Wizzard.
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Nails UK
offlineMemberSaw the invite for this on Facebook - all my mates will be along later.
I've brought some Schloer as I'm the nominated driver. And some homemade brownies for everyone else (nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more).
The DVD player's not stuck on Wizzard any more - I've just thrown it out of the window, along with the piano.
Didn't know it was fancy dress...oh, that's a *real* policeman's uniform, is it?
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beau-jolly
offlineMemberAw Jez. Paul Masson piss pot what a corker! I used to bloody love that. I loved the idea of ripping off the cap and drinking deeply from the carafe with wine spilling all over my face as I glugged it greedily. Such a shame it was such pish. Still I have some of the originl carafs somewhere in the cupboard.
@Wayland. No, I was just lazy and didn't check your original!
@Jen: GGfather sounds sound chap. Drinks all round.
Xmas market in town today. Mixed crowd. Sold out of Piddle gift packs and '77 Port. Still not shifted the Violet liqueur so may have to bring that along later. Never sure whether to drink it or dab it behind my ear.
Posted 5 months ago # -
Ironduke
offlineMemberI've got three-quarters of a bottle of genuine Keo Parma Violet liqueur purchased on holiday in Cyprus last decade.
It tastes of Parma Violet, which was almost a Heston Blumenthal-esque surprise in an alcoholic drink...swiftly followed by the realisation that nobody likes parma violets and they ain't no better for the addition of alcohol, sadly, and perhaps bodes not well for the sale of your Violet Liqueur, Beau.
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