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Newspapers campaign for "Savile's Law" - Identify all Celebrities in your area

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Started 5 months ago by toastnotghosts
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toastnotghosts

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Newspapers were today campaigning for a "Savile's Law" to be introduced in a bid for parents to be aware of al Celebrities that live in their area.

A mother said "If there's a celebrity living near my daughter's school i want to know about it, and want to know we can feel safe.

Civil rights campaigners have countered claiming that just because a person is a celebrity doesn't mean they are necessarily a danger to society.

Max Clifford, a celebrity who represents celebrities was unavailable for comment.

Posted 5 months ago #
DustyBinLaden

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I'm in Brighton - we can't move for the fuckers

Posted 5 months ago #
Gaz

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The problem with this is that Bono lives near me and I never want reminded of that.

Have some stars.

Posted 5 months ago #
Stan Laurel

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Welcome back toasty!

Posted 5 months ago #
Perks

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David Cameron is my Local MP, I know where he is, miles away in that there London. Please keep him PM, keeps him out of the way

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toastnotghosts

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Thanks Stan, sorry been away, had babies and a job where the buggers make you work hard, the inhumanity...

Posted 5 months ago #
dvo4fun

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I don't think DC is always in London Perks; sometimes he's half way between thee & me.

I've a sneaky suspicion the Chinook helicopter that flies over 4funTowers at weekends, heading vaguely north west, is nearby Chequers-bound and may contain the shiney one.

When things are quiet of a summer evening I've toyed with the idea of 'shouldering' and then aiming an offcut of 6" soil pipe [like a SAM missile launcher]at the darned noisy thing; just to see if there's any reaction. Probably best not though - the last time I pointed a cap gun at a uniformed Army Major, armed Police got involved.

Anyway we could probably map DC as a 'possible' hereabouts

Posted 5 months ago #
beau-jolly

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Eric "Slowhand" Clapton moved in down the road last year. Not saying I would keep the kids locked up but you never know do you?

Posted 5 months ago #
Gerontius

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Reg Varney lived down the road and he was no trouble.
But what is a 'celebrity' these days?
OK....who turned on your Xmas lights this year?
We had a donkey from the sanctuary turned on our lights.

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Perks

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We had the aforementioned donkey from number 10. One person Was arrested for not attempting to twat him

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Oxbridge

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We're getting Liz Hurley and Shane Warne *shudder*

Posted 5 months ago #
Bourbon

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Didn't they do it 2 years ago and not go down to well? What sort of council try something after two years hoping it will work out this time?

Posted 5 months ago #
writinginbsl

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nice one toast

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DustyBinLaden

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My wife always turns on our lights. I'm usually up the step ladder adding the fairy.

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