After years of what they have called "living in denial" God and Satan have finally buried the hatchet and declared their undying love for each other.
During a trip to the Thor’s Helmet Nebula, well know in intergalactic circles as one of the most romantic getaways, it is believed that Satan apologised for getting so mad all those years ago when God shouted at him for leaving the toilet seat up and God admitted to overreacting in banishing him from heaven.
The two star-crossed lovers have revealed that they were an item for millennia before the falling-out and originally met during the early days of the Universe at a party which scientists mistakenly identified as the 'Big Bang'. It was actually known as the 'Big Gang Bang' and was hosted by a distant ancestor of deceased Tory MP Stephen Milligan.
God has said that he went a bit overboard with his preachings about relationships between men but claimed that it was purely down to his heart being broken and he just couldn't admit it to himself. Even a brief fling with a Middle Eastern woman was just his way of trying to block out the pain, so he claimed.
Now back together the pair have agreed that as soon as they can tie the knot that all pain and suffering will come to an end but as God is a bit of a traditionalist they will require a church venue for their nuptials and until they can find one then nothing can change.