While thousands of well wishers have sent cards and greetings to the Duchess of Cambridge, for the coming birth of her baby, an interesting insight into the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge’s daily lives was given today.
Prince William, believed to be the father of Kate’s future child, granted an interview, disclosing details about the domestic life of the royal parents-to-be.
He said that originally, the couple were going to wait a little longer, in order to save a bit of money up, before starting a family, but ‘Kate said, ‘Fuck it, your grandmother’s one of the richest women in the world, we’ll be all right’.
Prince Charles and Camilla have offered to babysit for William and Kate, and, in order that they can go out and get absolutely shit-faced drunk, once in a while, will look after the little mite the next morning as well.
Prince Harry has offered to buy a new pram, with all the attachments and things, ‘cos they can easily cost over £500’. The Prince is banned from going to Vegas now, so has nothing else to spend his cash on.
The Duke of Cambridge has been excitedly choosing décor and furnishings for the nursery and was going to get his overalls out and do it up this coming weekend. However, ‘Kate said ‘Fuck it. Why don’t you get the sodding servants to get their hands dirty instead and we can go Christmas shopping instead’.
Kate, who has been in hospital, suffering from morning sickness, a condition which 95% of pregnant women experience, will take a break from her arduous work schedule of being driven around the country, waving to people.
Rumours that Prince Harry fathered three children while on holiday in Las Vegas cannot be confirmed at this stage.