Operation Yewtree has been widened to investigate abuse claims brought against Keith Harris, one of the UKs best known Ventriloquists.
We cannot tell you the identity of his alleged victim but can tell you he's male, green and of the genus 'duck'.
"Basically, Keith would me sit on his knee, shove his hand up my arse and make me speak in a high voice" the victim told us in a phone interview "And this happened for 20 years. 20 years of continuous, non-consentual fisting. No wonder I had to wear a bloody nappy."
Horrific stories are also circulating that after these public finger-rimming sessions Mr Harris would then lock his victim in a suitcase.
"I don't know how he got away with it for so long" said a Police spokesman "Chutzpah, I expect. Sure, we used to see the duck on his knee but never thought for a second he was giving the poor thing an arm enema. Mr Harris has a case to answer here. We're talking systematic abuse and mental torture. The duck's fine but some of those audiences will never recover."
Keith Harris rose to fame in the 1980s and, according to his press release, was a well-loved and well-respected TV performer although many people will remember him simply as a TV performer.
Mr Harris has been tight-lipped and silent. He has released a statement through his lawyer, Cuddles the Monkey, who repudiated the charge calling his client's accuser a "greedy gucking gunt".
