The subject is "comic relief".
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Neat-o 9/12/12
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weematt
offlineMemberPosted 5 months ago # -
So is the Neat-O really on its last legs (again)? If so, let's at least give it a decent send off and bury it with dignity, rather than splattered in Frankie Boyle's cum. If you get left holding the Neat-O Baton, weematt, through no fault of your own, I reckon you'd have the right to call it yours and put it up for auction on ebay if you want.
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charlies_hat
offlineMemberThere has been a fall-off, which is a shame, as I think Neat-O is a lovely passtime.
My excuse is that I can't think of anything funny about anything at the moment. A few months ago I seemed to be OK, but I'm a a dull witless arse recently. I stare at the news and come up totally blank.
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Does there have to be a winner? If there are no entries by 5 minutes before the deadline and somebody subs something utterly shit as a Neat-o effort does it win by default?
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I don't think a piece should win by default of being the only entry, but it's going to be up to weematt to decide. He could, if he wishes, retain the Neat-O Baton and start a fresh run sometime in the new year. All I want to see avoided is Bourbon getting his hands on the NOB and stuffing it down the back of the settee covered in buttercream filling.
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weematt
offlineMember@vcg As I was not given any set of rules when I won the previous round I will apply my own. The winner would have to have written something relevant and (to me) funny to win this round. If no winner emerges I reserve the right to declare the round closed.
What to do then? Give neat-o a rest is my suggestion.Posted 5 months ago # -
Squudge
offlineMember'tisn't dead, you always get a surge of entries over the weekend (whether you start on a Friday or early in the week).
I haven't got immediate inspiration because as soon as I saw 'Comic Relief' (just now) I got Lenny Henry's enormous face in my minds eye. Enough to kill anyone's creativity stone dead.
Lemme think about it.
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charlies_hat
offlineMemberOK then, here's two festive related attempts along the same lines :
'Uncharitable reindeer accused of using the same red nose every year'
'Red nosed reindeer pulls Santa in bath full of custard for comedy charity fundraiser'
I like the 1st one better I think.
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Gerontius
offlineMemberC'mon folks....you can't leave Neat-O with Wee on its hands....get your pencils out.
http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53182&replies=1#post-153211Posted 5 months ago # -
Dick Everyman
offlineMemberhttp://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53199#post-153272
Neat-O weematt ;0)
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Midfield Diamond
offlineMemberApologies weematt, been away for the week and forced to work, terrible shock. I'll be back to my karoshi-dodging self next week.
Along the same lines of several others but I was thinking:
'Pervert arrested in internet cafe after accessing Dandy on-line'
I expect I could work Desperate Dan in there somewhere too
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waylandsmithy
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