In a bizarre turn of events, judges across a variety of reality TV shows have spoken frankly around the deteriorating standard of contestants. In this week's X Factor vote-off, audiences were stunned after Tulisa voted off her own singer saying "well you were clearly worse than the other contestant - it's quite simple really". This was followed by Gary Barlow looking up disinterestedly before looking back down at his phone and mumbling "the one on the left".
Masterchef also disappointed viewers with Michel Roux Jr. claiming the "level of competition this year has reached an unprecedented level of average-ness" with Greg Wallace saying that "cooking has normally been tougher than this" before digging into a Gu fondant "seeing as noone else was going to make a decent f*ing pudding..." The recent series only reached the quarter finals before Michele simply choose the winner as it was "plain as day they were going to win anyway and I've got a fight to pick with Heston in the mean time"
