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Supermarkets inexplicably still putting Brussels sprouts in food aisles

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Started 5 years ago by Oxbridge
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Oxbridge

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More soon

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Squudge

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yum

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Oxbridge

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Weirdo

Posted 5 years ago #
Landfill

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In related news, Boy Sprouts are now accepting atheists into their midst. The mind woggles.

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Squudge

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<burp>

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Bourbon

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Oh hold on, where else would you put them eh? I don't get it. If the sprouts were with the magazine I would worry

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MADJEZ

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Novelty section along with pumpkins (also not a foodstuff !).

Posted 5 years ago #
custard cream

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Withya all the way on that one!

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The All New Jeni B

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So am I the only person who buys sprouts at other times of year?

Lovely when steamed and served with lashings of butter and black pepper...

Posted 5 years ago #
Perks

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I'm with you Jeni.

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custard cream

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Brussel sprouts - not a food, more like a cry for help.

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Lovely stir-fried with sesame seeds and orange juice.

Apparently, there's a genetic mutation that means some people find the taste of sprouts very bitter.

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The All New Jeni B

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Yay!! We should unite against those genetic mutants, and make the sprout a loved veg again.

*mutters* Ha!! Mutants...

Posted 5 years ago #
Midfield Diamond

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Some of us are only allowed sprouts at Christmas due to the somewhat unfortunate effect they have on our methane production

Posted 5 years ago #
Oxbridge

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It's not US with the genetic mutation, it's you strange few who claim to actually like them.

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Sinnick

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Why are the sprouts in the aisles and not on the shelves ? (no, that's not the intro to a cracker joke).

I'm with Jeni on this - I'll buy some any time I see them. They're great - just like mini cabbages.

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beau-jolly

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Thanks for the reminder, better get them on soon

Posted 5 years ago #
riesler

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Yup,lovely in a stir-fry.

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beau-jolly

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Apparently 30% of French people don't have smelly piss after eating asparagus. Could this same genetic digestive mutation be true for sprouts among Belgians?

Posted 5 years ago #
Rootin Tootin

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Everybody buys them at Christmas - but nobody eats them - surely.

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