Jimmy Carr, the tragi-comic with the most sinister laugh since Jimmy Saville, is to advise global corporate enterprise brand Starbucks on how to avoid contributing to the societies whose money it accepts.
The moon faced misanthrope, famous for poking fun at the disadvantaged under the disguise of irony, is to bring his unique talents to the aid of...
AH BOLLOCKS.
I'M OFF TO THE PARK BEFORE IT GETS DARK
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