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Newsbiscuit virtual Secret Santa

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Idiot

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It's a fine ceramic ornament of course, for the mantlepiece.

Posted 5 months ago #
The All New Jeni B

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Ok, my next question - WHY?!

Posted 5 months ago #
Idiot

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That I can't answer.

Posted 5 months ago #
The All New Jeni B

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I fear no-one can.

Posted 5 months ago #
Squudge

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Oh I dunno, it'll look good next to the shave-my-baby (though I think the colour of the babypubes might clash with the pinkness of the pig's bra and tutu).

Posted 5 months ago #
Idiot

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My best guess is that Piggybell's creator was inspired by some weird nightmare involving the corpse of Dame Barbara Cartland being on the other end of a phone sex line. Who wouldn't want that scenario immortalised in their living room? It has a lump of dried clay attached to a bit of wire underneath so you can actually ring (or, more accurately, lightly dink) the bell.

Posted 5 months ago #
Squudge

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to go with the cheese and whine
when Unicorn cheese is not enough

Posted 5 months ago #
Squudge

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often bought together with...

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